Do you use yelp?
I generally use it as a way to sift through all of the restaurants here in NYC. Sure not all of the reviews are helpful, but sometimes they tell you what the must-get item is. There are dishes I probably would have never tried, had it not been for yelp reviews.
However, there are times when you find one that is so unhelpful it's hilarious.
Just now I was looking for a restaurant to satisfy a pho craving and ran across this:
I star review of a Vietnamese restaurant called Cong Ly from Dave in El Paso, TX:
"Cold entrees, cold appetizers, horrible service. Took my wife here for our 5th wedding anniversary, this place ruined our night. She's now filing for divorce. Thanks, Cong Ly-ing about how good your food is."
uh... pretty sure this restaurants didn't single-handedly ruin your marriage, Dave.